shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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