Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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