did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Even my vagina gasped.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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