We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
The struggles of a small town man whore
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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