I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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