the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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