Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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