So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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