Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
we should paint friendship bongs
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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