I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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