He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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