what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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