I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
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