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(847): View more from Illinois

Ppl just aren't as funny as we are

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(727): View more from Florida

i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.

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(904): View more from Florida

taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport

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(347): View more from New York

Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....

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(850): View more from Florida

They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.

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(417): View more from Missouri

Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.

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