no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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