that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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