I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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