Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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