I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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