Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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