My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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