it was like eating out sand paper
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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