Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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