I like to think it a success when the cops are called
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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