belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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