the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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