why didn't you poke me back
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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