yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Randomize