Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Success! We fucked roommates!
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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