Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Randomize
