babies were throwing up all over the place
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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