Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
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