he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
