...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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