so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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