Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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