sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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