quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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