she is the kim kardashian of front butts
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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