Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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