Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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