Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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