More tranny stories later!
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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