went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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