Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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