I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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