Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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