Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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