I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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