Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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