Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Acid is not a monday night drug
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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