Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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