dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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