i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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