But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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