I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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