All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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